On April 30th, 1945, Adolf Hitler killed himself in his Berlin bunker as the Russians closed in…maybe.

Or maybe he headed for Argentina and a life of hard partying, gulping down huge bowls of ice cream and chain-smoking Lucky Strikes. When you’re a genocidal maniac whose only rival for the title of Mass-Murdered of the Century is Joe Stalin, what else are you going to do?

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